AARON SHARP as Sveener -
Twenty-something and severely depressed, Sveener is in charge of his younger, dim-witted brother, "The Shmiel" aka "Shmielius". Becoming increasingly more angry and disturbed when his brother falls in love, Sveener tries to maintain his fragile hold on reality when "Helen" knocks on his door. . .

GAVIN WOODWARD as The Shmiel aka Shmielius -
Younger, dimmer and way happier than his cruel brother, The Shmiel doesn't understand why Sveener treats him so badly. One day, The Shmiel walks into an elevator and walks out . . . in love ("Her name is Traci"). Tension between the brothers builds, until it hurts. . .

DEMITRA TSIOULOS as Helen -
Fresh in town from Tucson, Helen (is she a drifter. . . or a grifter?) makes quite an impression on Sveener in the elevator - and that suitcase full of money makes quite an impression on her, as well.

CHRISTINE WOODS as Traci -
Sweetly off kilter, Traci leaps into The Shmiel's life and seals it with a kiss. Emotionally-troubled and unconvinced that the world is worth living in, Traci is nonetheless pretty sure it's important for The Shmiel to stay on this planet. . .

DAVE PRESSLER as Pinchcliff -
The "family solicitor" offers free advice to Sveener and The Shmiel, but will they take heed? Or will they just take the money and run from this "Bozo"?